
Gordon, The Scottish Borders
Analytics in Gordon
Nobody in Gordon rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Gordon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Gordon businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics gordon"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Gordon map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Gordon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Gordon
Gordon is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Gordon job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Gordon
Pemberton Bros — Gordon. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Gordon: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Gordon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Gordon bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Gordon
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Gordon town centre.
- Analytics in East Gordon2 km
- Analytics in Huntlywood3 km
- Analytics in Nether Huntlywood3 km
- Analytics in Upper Huntlywood3 km
- Analytics in Bassendean3 km
- Analytics in Houndslow4 km
- Analytics in Legerwood6 km
- Analytics in Hume6 km
- Analytics in Nenthorn7 km
- Analytics in Smailholm7 km
- Analytics in Westruther7 km
- Analytics in Greenlaw7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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