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Everything in Granny

Granny, Kilkenny

Performance Optimisation in Granny

Nobody in Granny rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Granny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Granny businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation granny"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Granny map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Granny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Granny

Granny is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Kilkenny isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Granny business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Granny

Okafor Ltd — Granny. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 63

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.7s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Granny: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Granny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Granny bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Granny

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Granny town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.