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Granny, Roscommon

Technical SEO in Granny

Your competitors in Granny are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £350

What technical seo looks like round here

Fix the boring behind-the-scenes stuff that stops Google liking you.

We work with Granny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Granny businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "technical seo granny"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Technical SEO — the Granny map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Granny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Technical SEO, and a word about Granny

You won't win Granny on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Roscommon isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Granny job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Technical SEO in Granny

Bellamy Trading — Granny. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 55

Enquiries / month

9.5s → 1.4s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Granny: SEO

Everything below has its own Granny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOWebsite AuditsBusiness Websites

Technical SEO without the Granny bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

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Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

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Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Technical SEO near Granny

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Granny town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.