
Green Parlour, Bath and North East Somerset
Landing Pages in Green Parlour
Green Parlour isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £249
What landing pages looks like round here
Single-focus pages that convert clicks into calls, sign-ups or sales.
We work with Green Parlour businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Green Parlour businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "landing pages green parlour"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Landing Pages — the Green Parlour map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Green Parlour is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Landing Pages, and a word about Green Parlour
Green Parlour is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Green Parlour, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Green Parlour job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Landing Pages in Green Parlour
Kaur & Co — Green Parlour. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Green Parlour: Website Design
Everything below has its own Green Parlour page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Landing Pages without the Green Parlour bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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