
Greensplat, Cornwall
Analytics in Greensplat
Greensplat isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Greensplat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greensplat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics greensplat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Greensplat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greensplat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Greensplat
Greensplat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Greensplat, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Greensplat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Greensplat
Pemberton Bros — Greensplat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Greensplat: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Greensplat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Greensplat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Greensplat
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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