
Greensplat, Cornwall
Managed Hosting in Greensplat
Greensplat isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Greensplat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Greensplat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting greensplat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Greensplat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Greensplat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Greensplat
Greensplat is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Greensplat, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Greensplat job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Greensplat
Ashworth & Daughters — Greensplat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Greensplat: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Greensplat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Greensplat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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