
Hadd, Shetland Islands
Analytics in Hadd
Nobody in Hadd rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Hadd businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hadd businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics hadd"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Hadd map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hadd is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Hadd
Hadd is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hadd job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Hadd
Kowalczyk Bros — Hadd. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 29
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hadd: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hadd page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Hadd bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Hadd
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hadd town centre.
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- Analytics in Housetter4 km
- Analytics in North Collafirth6 km
- Analytics in Voe8 km
- Analytics in West Sandwick8 km
- Analytics in Ollaberry9 km
- Analytics in Hogaland10 km
- Analytics in West Yell11 km
- Analytics in Heylor11 km
- Analytics in North Gluss12 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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