
Hamp, Somerset
Performance Optimisation in Hamp
Nobody in Hamp rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Hamp businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hamp businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation hamp"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Hamp map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hamp is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Hamp
Hamp is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hamp job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Hamp
Fitzgerald Services — Hamp. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hamp: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Hamp page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Hamp bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Hamp
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hamp town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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