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Everything in Handside

Handside, Hertfordshire

Website Hosting in Handside

Half the Handside search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.

We work with Handside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Handside businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting handside"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Handside map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Handside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Handside

You won't win Handside on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Handside job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Handside

Rowntree Ltd — Handside. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 32

Enquiries / month

7.8s → 1.7s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Handside: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Handside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Website Hosting without the Handside bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Hosting near Handside

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Handside town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.