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Performance Optimisation in Hepple

Nobody in Hepple rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Hepple businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hepple businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation hepple"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Hepple map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hepple is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Hepple

Hepple is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Hepple business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Hepple

Bellamy Trading — Hepple. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 72

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.4s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Hepple: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Hepple page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Hepple bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Hepple

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hepple town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.