Hey Houses, Lancashire
Brand Guidelines in Hey Houses
Hey Houses isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Hey Houses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hey Houses businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines hey houses"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Hey Houses map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hey Houses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Hey Houses
Hey Houses is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Hey Houses are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Hey Houses, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hey Houses job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Hey Houses
Rowntree Ltd — Hey Houses. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hey Houses: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Hey Houses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Hey Houses bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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