
Houmets, Guernsey
Managed Hosting in Houmets
Houmets isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Houmets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houmets businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting houmets"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Houmets map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houmets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Houmets
Houmets is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Houmets, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Houmets process.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Houmets
Pemberton Bros — Houmets. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Houmets: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Houmets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Houmets bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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