Houmets, Guernsey
Typography in Houmets
Half the Houmets search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with Houmets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houmets businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography houmets"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the Houmets map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houmets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about Houmets
You won't win Houmets on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Houmets are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Houmets job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in Houmets
Whitlock & Co — Houmets. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 35
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Houmets: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Houmets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the Houmets bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near Houmets
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houmets town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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