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Everything in How Green

How Green, Kent

Website Hosting in How Green

Your competitors in How Green are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.

We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why How Green businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting how green"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the How Green map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about How Green

You won't win How Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in How Green. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your How Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in How Green

Whitlock & Co — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 27

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.8s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1850

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in How Green: Website Design

Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Website Hosting without the How Green bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Hosting near How Green

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.