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Everything in Inane

Inane, County Tipperary

Analytics in Inane

Nobody in Inane rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Inane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Inane businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics inane"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Inane map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Inane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Inane

Inane is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in County Tipperary isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Inane job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Inane

Hargreaves & Daughters — Inane. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 44

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.5s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1850

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Inane: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Inane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Inane bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Inane

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Inane town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.