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Everything in Inane

Inane, County Tipperary

Website Updates in Inane

Nobody in Inane rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £50/update

What website updates looks like round here

Text, image and content changes done for you.

We work with Inane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Inane businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website updates inane"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Updates — the Inane map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Inane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Updates, and a word about Inane

Inane is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in County Tipperary isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Inane business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Updates in Inane

Kowalczyk Bros — Inane. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 43

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Inane: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Inane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingBusiness Websites

Website Updates without the Inane bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Updates near Inane

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Inane town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.