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Jordans, Buckinghamshire

Mascot Design in Jordans

Jordans isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £500

What mascot design looks like round here

A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.

We work with Jordans businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Jordans businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "mascot design jordans"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 660 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Mascot Design — the Jordans map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Jordans is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Mascot Design, and a word about Jordans

Jordans is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Jordans, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Jordans business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Mascot Design in Jordans

Delaney Group — Jordans. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 64

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.1s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1500

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Jordans: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own Jordans page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBrand IdentityBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Mascot Design without the Jordans bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Brand Identity

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

from £549More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200

Mascot Design near Jordans

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Jordans town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.