07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in La Caroline

La Caroline, Jersey

Performance Optimisation in La Caroline

Half the La Caroline search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with La Caroline businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Performance Optimisation

Why La Caroline businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation la caroline"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the La Caroline map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where La Caroline is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about La Caroline

You won't win La Caroline on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Jersey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your La Caroline business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in La Caroline

Rowntree Ltd — La Caroline. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 69

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.7s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in La Caroline: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own La Caroline page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the La Caroline bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
More hosting & support

Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near La Caroline

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from La Caroline town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.