
La Planque, Guernsey
Analytics in La Planque
Half the La Planque search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with La Planque businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why La Planque businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics la planque"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the La Planque map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where La Planque is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about La Planque
You won't win La Planque on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the La Planque job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in La Planque
Bellamy Trading — La Planque. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in La Planque: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own La Planque page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the La Planque bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near La Planque
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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