La Rocque, Guernsey
Analytics in La Rocque
La Rocque isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with La Rocque businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why La Rocque businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics la rocque"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the La Rocque map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where La Rocque is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about La Rocque
La Rocque is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to La Rocque, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the La Rocque job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in La Rocque
Duffy & Sons — La Rocque. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 53
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in La Rocque: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own La Rocque page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the La Rocque bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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