
Lanehouse, Dorset
Analytics in Lanehouse
Your competitors in Lanehouse are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Lanehouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lanehouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics lanehouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Lanehouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lanehouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Lanehouse
You won't win Lanehouse on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Dorset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Lanehouse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Lanehouse
Kowalczyk Bros — Lanehouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Lanehouse: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Lanehouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Lanehouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Lanehouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lanehouse town centre.
- Analytics in Rodwell2 km
- Analytics in Southlands2 km
- Analytics in Wyke Regis2 km
- Analytics in Weymouth2 km
- Analytics in Chickerell2 km
- Analytics in Melcombe Regis3 km
- Analytics in Radipole3 km
- Analytics in Nottington4 km
- Analytics in Buckland Ripers4 km
- Analytics in Osprey Quay, Portland5 km
- Analytics in Overcombe5 km
- Analytics in Broadwey5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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