
Les Platons, Jersey
Analytics in Les Platons
Half the Les Platons search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Les Platons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Platons businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics les platons"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Les Platons map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Platons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Les Platons
You won't win Les Platons on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Les Platons business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Les Platons
Merriman & Sons — Les Platons. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Les Platons: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Les Platons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Les Platons bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Les Platons
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Les Platons town centre.
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- Analytics in Six Rues4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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