
Les Simons, Guernsey
Conversion Optimisation in Les Simons
Nobody in Les Simons rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with Les Simons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Simons businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation les simons"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the Les Simons map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Simons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about Les Simons
Les Simons is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Les Simons process.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in Les Simons
Hargreaves & Daughters — Les Simons. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Les Simons: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Les Simons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the Les Simons bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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