Les Simons, Guernsey
Performance Optimisation in Les Simons
Nobody in Les Simons rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Les Simons businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Les Simons businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation les simons"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Les Simons map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Les Simons is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Les Simons
Les Simons is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Les Simons process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Les Simons
Hargreaves & Daughters — Les Simons. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 25
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Les Simons: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Les Simons page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Les Simons bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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