
Lisdowney, Kilkenny
Analytics in Lisdowney
Your competitors in Lisdowney are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Lisdowney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lisdowney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics lisdowney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Lisdowney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lisdowney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Lisdowney
You won't win Lisdowney on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Lisdowney business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Lisdowney
Pemberton Bros — Lisdowney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Lisdowney: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Lisdowney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Lisdowney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Lisdowney
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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