
Llwyn-du, Monmouthshire
Analytics in Llwyn-du
Half the Llwyn-du search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Llwyn-du businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Llwyn-du businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics llwyn-du"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Llwyn-du map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Llwyn-du is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Llwyn-du
You won't win Llwyn-du on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Llwyn-du business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Llwyn-du
Rowntree Ltd — Llwyn-du. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 57
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Llwyn-du: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Llwyn-du page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Llwyn-du bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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