Longbottom, Somerset
Email Copy in Longbottom
Nobody in Longbottom rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Longbottom businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longbottom businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy longbottom"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 25 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Longbottom map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longbottom is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Longbottom
Longbottom is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Longbottom business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Longbottom
Rowntree Ltd — Longbottom. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 44
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Longbottom: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Longbottom page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Longbottom bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longbottom town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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