Longstore, Guernsey
Performance Optimisation in Longstore
Half the Longstore search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Longstore businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longstore businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation longstore"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Longstore map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longstore is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Longstore
You won't win Longstore on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Longstore business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Longstore
Duffy & Sons — Longstore. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 32
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Longstore: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Longstore page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Longstore bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Longstore
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longstore town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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