
Melsetter, Orkney Islands
Mascot Design in Melsetter
Melsetter isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Melsetter businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Melsetter businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design melsetter"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Melsetter map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Melsetter is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Melsetter
Melsetter is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Melsetter, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Melsetter job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Melsetter
Delaney Group — Melsetter. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Melsetter: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Melsetter page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Melsetter bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near Melsetter
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Melsetter town centre.
- Mascot Design in Hurliness1 km
- Mascot Design in Brims2 km
- Mascot Design in South Walls4 km
- Mascot Design in Little Ayre4 km
- Mascot Design in Wyng5 km
- Mascot Design in Crockness6 km
- Mascot Design in Osmondwall6 km
- Mascot Design in Rinnigill6 km
- Mascot Design in Lyness7 km
- Mascot Design in Rackwick12 km
- Mascot Design in Quoyness14 km
- Mascot Design in Easter Head14 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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