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Mendip, Somerset

Performance Optimisation in Mendip

Half the Mendip search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Mendip businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Mendip businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation mendip"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 110,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Mendip map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mendip is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Mendip

About 110,000 people live in Mendip. Word of mouth still does half the work here — your site's job is the other half, at two in the morning, on a phone.

Half the businesses round Mendip are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mendip process.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Mendip

Duffy & Sons — Mendip. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 55

Enquiries / month

9.5s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Mendip: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Mendip page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Mendip bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Mendip

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mendip town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.