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Monkhide, Herefordshire

Analytics in Monkhide

Monkhide isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Monkhide businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Monkhide businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics monkhide"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Monkhide map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Monkhide is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Monkhide

Monkhide is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Monkhide are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Monkhide, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Monkhide job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Monkhide

Pemberton Bros — Monkhide. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 30

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Monkhide: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Monkhide page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Monkhide bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Monkhide

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Monkhide town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.