
Monument, Greater London
Analytics in Monument
Nobody in Monument rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Monument businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Monument businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics monument"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Monument map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Monument is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Monument
Monument is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Monument job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Monument
Rowntree Ltd — Monument. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Monument: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Monument page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Monument bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Monument
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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