Mount Rivers, Kerry
Analytics in Mount Rivers
Mount Rivers isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Mount Rivers businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mount Rivers businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics mount rivers"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Mount Rivers map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mount Rivers is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Mount Rivers
Mount Rivers is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Mount Rivers. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're based in Brynmawr and work with businesses by phone, WhatsApp and email. No invented branch offices, no need to travel for your website project.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Mount Rivers job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Mount Rivers
Merriman & Sons — Mount Rivers. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Mount Rivers: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Mount Rivers page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Mount Rivers bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Mount Rivers
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mount Rivers town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm
Find us on the map — 141 King Street, Brynmawr, Ebbw Vale NP23 4ST. The kettle's always on.