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Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough

Marketing Agencies in Mountain Hare

Half the Mountain Hare search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What marketing agencies looks like round here

Results-first case studies. Less jargon, more numbers.

We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Mountain Hare businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "marketing agencies mountain hare"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Marketing Agencies — the Mountain Hare map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Marketing Agencies, and a word about Mountain Hare

You won't win Mountain Hare on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mountain Hare process.

Real-world example

Example: Marketing Agencies in Mountain Hare

Merriman & Sons — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 48

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.6s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Mountain Hare: Tech, Media & Marketing

Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

DTC & Ecommerce BrandsIT Support & MSPsPodcasts & CreatorsSaaS & SoftwareTelecoms & NetworksBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo Design

Marketing Agencies near Mountain Hare

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mountain Hare town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.