
Mullaghard, Meath
Analytics in Mullaghard
Nobody in Mullaghard rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Mullaghard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mullaghard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics mullaghard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Mullaghard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mullaghard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Mullaghard
Mullaghard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Mullaghard job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Mullaghard
Kowalczyk Bros — Mullaghard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 33
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Mullaghard: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Mullaghard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Mullaghard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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