Mumps, Borough of Oldham
Marketing Strategy in Mumps
Your competitors in Mumps are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £500
What marketing strategy looks like round here
A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.
We work with Mumps businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mumps businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy mumps"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Marketing Strategy — the Mumps map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mumps is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Marketing Strategy, and a word about Mumps
You won't win Mumps on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mumps process.
Real-world example
Example: Marketing Strategy in Mumps
Kowalczyk Bros — Mumps. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Mumps: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Mumps page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Marketing Strategy without the Mumps bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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