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New Malden, Greater London

Website Hosting in New Malden

Half the New Malden search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.

We work with New Malden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why New Malden businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting new malden"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 23,818 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the New Malden map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Malden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about New Malden

With around 23,818 people, New Malden isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.

Half the businesses round New Malden are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your New Malden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in New Malden

Duffy & Sons — New Malden. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 43

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.6s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in New Malden: Website Design

Everything below has its own New Malden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Website Hosting without the New Malden bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Hosting near New Malden

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Malden town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.