Newgrounds, Hampshire
Business Cards in Newgrounds
Half the Newgrounds search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £75
What business cards looks like round here
Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.
We work with Newgrounds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Newgrounds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business cards newgrounds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Cards — the Newgrounds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Newgrounds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Cards, and a word about Newgrounds
You won't win Newgrounds on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Hampshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Newgrounds process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Cards in Newgrounds
Hargreaves & Daughters — Newgrounds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Newgrounds: Print Design
Everything below has its own Newgrounds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Cards without the Newgrounds bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Cards near Newgrounds
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Newgrounds town centre.
- Business Cards in Blissford1 km
- Business Cards in Sandy Balls1 km
- Business Cards in Criddlestyle2 km
- Business Cards in Frogham2 km
- Business Cards in Stuckton2 km
- Business Cards in Ogdens2 km
- Business Cards in Horseport3 km
- Business Cards in Lower Burgate3 km
- Business Cards in Buddle3 km
- Business Cards in Upper Burgate3 km
- Business Cards in Woodgreen3 km
- Business Cards in Fordingbridge3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm