
Orchard Brae, City of Edinburgh
Analytics in Orchard Brae
Your competitors in Orchard Brae are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Orchard Brae businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Brae businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics orchard brae"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Orchard Brae map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Brae is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Orchard Brae
You won't win Orchard Brae on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Orchard Brae process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Orchard Brae
Nowak Services — Orchard Brae. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Orchard Brae: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Orchard Brae page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Orchard Brae bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Orchard Brae
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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