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Everything in Ordie

Ordie, Aberdeenshire

Hotels & B&Bs in Ordie

Ordie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What hotels & b&bs looks like round here

Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.

We work with Ordie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Ordie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "hotels & b&bs ordie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Hotels & B&Bs — the Ordie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ordie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Hotels & B&Bs, and a word about Ordie

Ordie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Aberdeenshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Ordie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ordie process.

Real-world example

Example: Hotels & B&Bs in Ordie

Kowalczyk Bros — Ordie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Ordie: Food, Drink & Hospitality

Everything below has its own Ordie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cafés & BakeriesCaterers & Food TrucksPubs & RestaurantsTakeawaysBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo DesignGoogle Ads

Hotels & B&Bs near Ordie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ordie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.