Othery, Somerset
Funeral Directors in Othery
Half the Othery search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Othery businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Othery businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors othery"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 642 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Othery map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Othery is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Othery
You won't win Othery on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Othery process.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Othery
Bellamy Trading — Othery. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 66
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Othery: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Othery page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Othery town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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