Pains-Hill, Surrey
Brand Guidelines in Pains-Hill
Half the Pains-Hill search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Pains-Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pains-Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines pains-hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Pains-Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pains-Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Pains-Hill
You won't win Pains-Hill on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Pains-Hill are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Pains-Hill business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Pains-Hill
Kaur & Co — Pains-Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Pains-Hill: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Pains-Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Pains-Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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