
Pan, Isle of Wight
Analytics in Pan
Pan isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Pan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics pan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Pan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Pan
Pan is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Pan, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pan process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Pan
Ashworth & Daughters — Pan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 48
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pan: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Pan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Pan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Pan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pan town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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