
Patch, Sligo
Analytics in Patch
Your competitors in Patch are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Patch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics patch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Patch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Patch
You won't win Patch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Sligo isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patch process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Patch
Okafor Ltd — Patch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Patch: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Patch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Patch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Patch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patch town centre.
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- Analytics in Bellafarney3 km
- Analytics in Charlesfort3 km
- Analytics in Killeenduff4 km
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- Analytics in Cuffs Town5 km
- Analytics in Doonbeakin5 km
- Analytics in Cloonycarney6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


