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Patch, Sligo

Email Copy in Patch

Half the Patch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/email

What email copy looks like round here

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

We work with Patch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email copy patch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Copy — the Patch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Copy, and a word about Patch

You won't win Patch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Patch are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Patch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Email Copy in Patch

Kowalczyk Bros — Patch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 45

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.3s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Patch: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Patch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Email Copy without the Patch bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
More content creation

Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Email Copy near Patch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.