
Patrick, Patrick
Brand Guidelines in Patrick
Nobody in Patrick rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines patrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Patrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Patrick
Patrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patrick job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Patrick
Fitzgerald Services — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 20
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patrick: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Patrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Guidelines near Patrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.
- Brand Guidelines in Peel2 km
- Brand Guidelines in Glen Maye2 km
- Brand Guidelines in Saint Johns4 km
- Brand Guidelines in Dalby5 km
- Brand Guidelines in Foxdale7 km
- Brand Guidelines in Cronk-y-Voddy7 km
- Brand Guidelines in Ballacarnane Beg8 km
- Brand Guidelines in Crosby9 km
- Brand Guidelines in Little London9 km
- Brand Guidelines in Shoughlaige-e-Caine9 km
- Brand Guidelines in Barregarrow10 km
- Brand Guidelines in Saint Marks10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


