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Brochures in Patrick

Patrick isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £250

What brochures looks like round here

Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.

We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patrick businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "brochures patrick"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Brochures — the Patrick map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Brochures, and a word about Patrick

Patrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Patrick are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Patrick, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Patrick business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Brochures in Patrick

Merriman & Sons — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 69

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Patrick: Print Design

Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Business CardsExhibition DisplaysFlyersLeafletsMenusPostersPresentation FoldersPrice ListsRoller BannersBusiness Websites

Brochures without the Patrick bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All print design
More print design

Business Cards

Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.

from £75More print design

Exhibition Displays

Stands, backdrops and panels that draw a crowd.

from £300More print design

Flyers

Single or double-sided designs that get noticed.

from £100

Brochures near Patrick

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.