Patrick, Patrick
Email Copy in Patrick
Half the Patrick search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy patrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Patrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Patrick
You won't win Patrick on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Patrick. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Patrick business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Patrick
Pemberton Bros — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Patrick: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Patrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Patrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.
- Email Copy in Peel2 km
- Email Copy in Glen Maye2 km
- Email Copy in Saint Johns4 km
- Email Copy in Dalby5 km
- Email Copy in Foxdale7 km
- Email Copy in Cronk-y-Voddy7 km
- Email Copy in Ballacarnane Beg8 km
- Email Copy in Crosby9 km
- Email Copy in Little London9 km
- Email Copy in Shoughlaige-e-Caine9 km
- Email Copy in Barregarrow10 km
- Email Copy in Saint Marks10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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