
Patrick, Patrick
Maintenance in Patrick
Nobody in Patrick rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance patrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Patrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Patrick
Patrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Patrick business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Patrick
Duffy & Sons — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patrick: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Patrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Patrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.
- Maintenance in Peel2 km
- Maintenance in Glen Maye2 km
- Maintenance in Saint Johns4 km
- Maintenance in Dalby5 km
- Maintenance in Foxdale7 km
- Maintenance in Cronk-y-Voddy7 km
- Maintenance in Ballacarnane Beg8 km
- Maintenance in Crosby9 km
- Maintenance in Little London9 km
- Maintenance in Shoughlaige-e-Caine9 km
- Maintenance in Barregarrow10 km
- Maintenance in Saint Marks10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


