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Monthly SEO in Patrick

Nobody in Patrick rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £79/mo

What monthly seo looks like round here

Ongoing optimisation, content and reporting with no long contracts.

We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patrick businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly seo patrick"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly SEO — the Patrick map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly SEO, and a word about Patrick

Patrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patrick job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly SEO in Patrick

Kaur & Co — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 30

Enquiries / month

8.1s → 1.8s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Patrick: SEO

Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEONational SEOTechnical SEOWebsite AuditsBusiness Websites

Monthly SEO without the Patrick bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Monthly SEO near Patrick

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.